The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory bokeh of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered crot if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned crot the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokeh she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman bokeh an crot ‘actrice’, crot bokeh or bokep sex worker.

bokep Now, bokeh according to bokep this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes crot scientific bokeh sense. It confirms what most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh bokeh you can’t measure passion porn bokeh in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex bokeh as performance art, crot and bokep sex as genuine intimacy. And porn crot when a woman is memek genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, crot she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid porn bokeh super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and memek ‘manipulation’, porn and crot that women were prone crot to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder bokeh the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is memek being faked (Stock Image

It was bokeh like saying: porn ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get crot a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, crot memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech memek like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, bokep where loud always crot equals better.

bokeh As a woman bokep from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained memek that her sexual yowling drowned out their crot TVs: bokep bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokeh crot that’s what you crot should be doing.’

Well, porn only if crot you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

bokeh In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, %anchor_text% Christopher Ryan and memek bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy crot during sex – based on observation of our porn nearest primate cousins bokep – was to porn alert nearby males that crot they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand crot the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then crot men should take heed: crot the best sex may just crot be the quietest.

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