The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of crot a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman bokep in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to memek the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and bokep declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or crot sex worker.

Now, memek according to this memek new study from porn the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it memek porn all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and bokeh all bokeh men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms memek of decibels: crot porn there’s sex as performance art, porn crot and memek sex as genuine intimacy. bokep And bokeh when a woman is genuinely bokeh aroused, porn trusts her partner bokeh and crot is not fearing for bokep a fragile male ego, bokep she’s far more likely to gently sigh crot and memek moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in memek my porn Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking bokeh orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokep they’d explain, bokeh so they could memek make crot their partner feel bokep happy, crot while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University memek of Central bokep Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and bokep ‘manipulation’, bokep bokep bokep and memek that women were prone to what bokeh they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners crot over the finishing line, %anchor_text% so to speak.

A new study confirms bokep the louder the cry of bokep ecstasy, crot the greater memek the chance the orgasm is being faked porn (Stock Image

It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a memek bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason crot to memek screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from porn Sunderland porn said memek in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: crot ‘As far as porn I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be bokeh doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, crot Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were bokeh noisy during memek sex porn – based on observation memek of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby bokeh males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex bokeh worker, bokep I can understand bokep the need memek to advertise. bokep bokep But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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