The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling

I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching bokep memek so loudly that I wondered memek if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and memek declared the woman an ‘actrice’, crot or bokeh sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t crot measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, memek and memek sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokeh trusts her partner and memek bokeh is not fearing for porn a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to memek gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep female contributors regularly confessed bokeh to faking orgasms. It bokeh was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, crot bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, memek while conserving their energy for bokep other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, porn and crot that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners bokeh over the finishing porn line, memek bokeh so to speak.

A new study confirms bokep the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

memek It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a memek bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education bokep comes from porn, crot where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland porn said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: %anchor_text% ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, porn only if you want to bokeh attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, memek Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on memek observation of our nearest primate crot cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile bokeh and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokeh the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should take heed: memek the best sex may just be the quietest.

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